30.1.16

16 - Gloria

If Dorothy had been hoping Mr Parsnip would be too distracted by family matters to interfere in her organization of the talent contest, she was rewarded in full, but she was nevertheless getting worried about it. Against her better judgement she would have to appeal to him.
“Frederick, I know you’ve had a lot of stress lately, but we must have an urgent meeting to see how things are going,” she told him over the phone.
“What are you talking about, Dorothy?” asked the vicar who was still getting over the shock of having the vicarage nearly burnt to a frazzle.
“The talent contest, Frederick. The talent contest!”
“Oh dear, I had quite forgotten, what with the fire and Karl von Clip-on’s visit. How is it all going?”
“That’s the point. I don’t really know. Cleo has not been very communicative lately. And anyway, we need a meeting to discuss the prelims.”
“Prelims?”
“The preliminary rounds, Frederick.”
“Well, you see to it, Dorothy. I’m still wrestling with the house insurance and we are still getting our electricity from an emergency cable stretched all across the vicarage lawn from the mains in the road.”
“But we must have the meeting this Sunday.”
“All right,” Mr Parsnip agreed reluctantly. “You tell Laura and  Mr Hartley and I’ll tell Mr Morgan.”
Dorothy told Mr Parsnip to pull himself together. He was not suffering any ill-effects from the fire and Edith had all the inconvenience of the electric cable.
Her voice was still spinning round in his consciousness as he realized that she was right. He was being selfish and had simply forgotten to care about the talent contest. He decided to talk to Cleo Hartley first, as she had the list of competitors, He felt very guilty that he had not even asked her to show it to him yet.
But that wasn’t the only reason. To his total surprise, Cleo had turned up at church the previous Sunday and what is more, she had sat next to Robert, who had had a bad throat and couldn’t sing that day. Was there something going on between them? He had asked Edith, but she had told him not to imagine things, and Dorothy had said more or less the same thing. Well, more or less. In fact, she had told him it was none of her business, or his, either.
Dorothy did not tell the vicar that she might have at least encouraged any goings on between Cleo and Robert. Dorothy did not like to be thought a busybody. After all, Robert had come to her for advice!
Over the phone, Cleo gave no hint to Dorothy that she was now romantically involved with Robert. She merely told her that lots of people wanted to take part in the talent contest and that she would be at the vicarage at four sharp.
She more or less repeated to the vicar what she had told Dorothy, except that again she omitted to say that she and Robert were now an item. She was surprised that he hadn’t noticed. Surely he would have asked her if he had suspected something.
By mid-afternoon, Mr Parsnip had delivered a rousing sermon, eaten a copious lunch and slept soundly for an hour, so he was in a good mood and quite looking forward to the meeting. Mr Morgan came late, but dressed to the nines, hoping to impress Clare or Edith or both.
Clare ignored him. It’s hard to say whether he noticed, so busy was he preening himself and putting away several glasses of supermarket sherry. Laura had already warned him in private about his drinking habits. He should come to the rehearsals sober, she had told him, though that was the pot calling the kettle black.  
Edith, who saw that Mr Morgan was giving Clare surreptitious glances, also disapproved of his excessive alcohol consumption. His organ playing was currently out of bounds to her, just in case anyone put two and two together about the donation box. In fact, desperate to regain or maintain her impartiality, she had not even made Mr Morgan’s favourite cake. Cleo was late and had an aura about her that Mr Parsnip had not noticed before. He felt bound to ask her if she was feeling all right.
‘Oh sure, Mr Parsnip. You just don’t worry your head about me. I’m fine, just fine.”
Edith was again charmed by the drawl. “Just fine, just fine!’ she muttered under her breath as she went to and fro between dining-room and kitchen.
To Dorothy’s relief, the meeting cleared up all the remaining talent contest hurdles. The prelims would be held in two weeks' time. Cleo didn’t think there would be a problem getting everyone together if she gave them a choice of Saturday or Sunday afternoon.
“Will anyone be exempt?” she wanted to know. Dorothy and Laura perused the list and put a tick next to anyone they thought should go through without a qualifying round, which included Robert, of course. Cleo smiled to herself. After all, she knew how well Robert could sing. Her whole cottage quivered and vibrated when he launched forth on his favourite aria, singing with a voice as rich as Mephisto’s message was evil. Up to then she been more familiar with film music, gospels and stage musicals, but thanks to Robert her musical horizon was expanding rapidly.
Cleo wondered if you could sing Gounod at your own wedding, but banished such thoughts to the back of her mind. It would take more than a tacit understanding to make their wedding bells ring, as she knew only too well. The only person Cleo took into her confidence was Dorothy, who was sworn to secrecy about the dreams and hopes that Cleo Hartley was cherishing. Dorothy was kept in the dark about what was really troubling Cleo.
Robert Jones had also sworn Dorothy to secrecy about his new relationship. He wasn’t confident enough to broach the subject yet and there was another problem he would have to deal with and could not possibly talk about with an elderly female. Dorothy reassured him that Cleo was fond of him, but you can’t hurry affairs of the heart. Robert was not sure that his modest prowess as a lover would satisfy the woman he had set his heart on.
Since the old school hall was only available on the day of the talent contest finals, the prelims were held at the church hall and in the forecourt thereof, with the possibility of moving into the church for high-flying acts such as acrobatics or juggling, should it rain.
Although there had been discussion at the meeting about whether juggling with tennis balls is cleverer than hitting tunes on bottles or producing ‘singing in the rain’ on a comb while someone pours water through the rose of a watering can onto a baking tin, by the time the jury consisting of Dorothy, Laura and Mr Parsnip had watched a trail of such potential disasters, they were decidedly uneasy about the whole venture. They were well into the Saturday afternoon prelims and so far no one had been any good.
Things got even more rock bottom when Mrs Garner, cake shop owner and hyperactive senior citizen, turned up with other members of her geriatric aerobic group dressed in bright orange leotards with the affirmed intention of doing an act on low hung parallel bars. After that embarrassment, Mr Parsnip announced a pause in the proceedings and invited the other jurors to accompany him into the vestry.
“We can’t go on like this,” he agonized. “The whole idea is a gigantic mistake and must be corrected forthwith.”
Laura agreed with him that the quality of entries left much to be desired, but both she and Dorothy insisted that they must let everyone have a go. The best people would be coming on the Sunday. After all, people had shopping to do and sports events to attend on Saturdays. Laura nodded in agreement. Even if her ladies from the choir had not turned out to have solo potential, she was resourceful, as they would all find out.
“Whatever happens, we’ll put a nice programme together for the finals and no one will feel bad about it because they’ll all get a certificate to say they’ve taken part,” said Dorothy.
Mr Parsnip was not convinced. Laura hastened to reassure him.
“Wait till tomorrow. I’m sure the best is yet to come,” she intimated while keeping her intentions firmly to herself. But her candidate phoned to say he could not be there that day. Laura assured him that would not have had to attend the prelims anyway. He promised not to let her down for the finals, which meant that she had to tell Cleo not to pack the second half of the show too full as there might be an impromptu addition, for whose high standard she could vouch personally.
Cleo was glad to oblige. She was relieved that the talent contest had not come to an untimely end. Robert was not a passionate lover, but he was passionate about taking part in the talent show. He had a plan. He would dedicate his aria to Cleo. Robert was far from certain that he had the right to declare his intentions before he had dealt with the issue that had only surfaced since he had clapped eyed on Cleo.
Cleo was in for quite a different surprise and she did not have to wait much longer. At the end of the prelims on Sunday afternoon and final consultations about the order of ceremony, she was able to get away at last. She had left Robert happy as Larry occupying most of her sofa, wading through a pile of Sunday papers to the sound of a crackling fire. That was his idea of the good life, especially with the prospect of an evening in the company of the woman he loved and maybe, if he was lucky, he would at last be allowed to share her bed all night.  
At about five in the afternoon, there was a loud knock on the door. Robert hurried into the hall, checked that Cleo’s key was not hanging on its hook, realized that his own key was in the lock, making it impossible for Cleo to get the door open from the outside, and opened the door to be confronted by a rather large person, not unlike Cleo, but several shades darker skinned.
“Oh!” the woman exclaimed. “I thought Cleo Hartley lived here.”
“She does.”
“‘I’m Gloria. Cleo’s mom! And who are you?”
Gloria pushed past Robert and made her way into the living-room. It was almost as she remembered it from nearly forty years ago.
Robert followed her, not sure how he should explain his presence. He and Cleo were not officially an item though he felt that they belonged together. They had only discussed the subject of sustainable personal relationships hypothetically and in the third person up to now. Their lovemaking had been brief and unsatisfactory. He had apologised and Cleo had comforted him, saying that they were both out of practice.  Robert would be diplomatic with this large American lady.
“I’m Cleo’s...friend.”
“Lover?”
Robert was taken aback. Gloria was nothing if not direct. Robert did not want to admit that his relationship with Cleo had been all but platonic, because that would be difficult to explain, even if he had wanted to.
“Robert Jones, at your service!”
“What a cute name, Bobby.”
No one had ever called him cute or Bobby before.
“I was engaged to Cleo’s father for a very brief period, but it was all a big mistake and I got out as fast as I could. I changed my name to his in the States because of the child.”
Gloria told him the whole story, ending by telling him that Cleo had never seen her father, but that he had sent money for her education and left her this cottage.
“She was still at college when he died. She would never have come here if her marriage hadn’t been on the rocks.”
Robert looked at Gloria in horror.
“Oh my, oh my, oh my!” Gloria said. “Shouldn’t I have told you that?”
It was obvious that Robert Jones had not known. Come to think of it, he had been so wrapped up in his new romance that he had not thought of asking if there had been any other men in Cleo’s life and she had never volunteered any information.
“I’m a widower,” he said. “My wife died in New Zealand.”
“What was she doing there?”
“Her father sent her there.”
Gloria thought the story was getting too complicated so she did not pursue the matter further. Robert was an eligible bachelor. Just what Cleo needed.
“Why, that’s the reason she left the States. A broken marriage, Bobby. You should be happy about that.”
Cleo had left the USA in anger. The years she and her mother had been estranged weighed heavily on Gloria’s mind. Her conscience was anything but clear on the subject.
In Upper Grumpsfield, Cleo Hartley had always kept her past life strictly to herself. Her marriage to a thug and a fraud and the endless divorce proceedings were her business and no one else’s.
Robert was devastated. Cleo had been leading him up the garden path. What if she was planning to return to her husband, or bring him over to Upper Grumpsfield? What if......? And anyway, he wasn’t going to get mixed up with a married woman. That would be totally unethical.
“I have to leave now,” he told Gloria, trying not to lose his composure. “Cleo is much later than she said she would be. I’ve got my accounts to do and tomorrow is wholesaler day.”
Robert dropped his door-key onto the dining table.
“I’ll leave this with you. I won’t need it again.”
Before Gloria could protest, Robert let himself out and made his way sadly down the road. He was shattered, mainly because Cleo had obviously not trusted him enough to tell him the really important things about herself. He left out of his thoughts the fact that he had not told her about his own short marriage. He did not know what he could say to her. Maybe he should simply avoid her in future, but that was going to be difficult with the talent contest looming up. He would have to back out.
An hour later, Cleopatra Hartley let herself into her cottage. Her shock at finding her mother there instead of Robert Jones was enormous.
“Mother! What are you doing here? Where’s Robert?”
“That’s not much of a welcome after all this time.”
“Did you expect me to fling my arms around you?”
“Well, no. But I thought it was time to bury the hatchet after ...”
“After what? Interfering with my life? Taking sides with the man I left, although he was a gambler and a drinker and a wife-beater?”
“I meant well, Cleo.”
“Don’t tell me that. You were interfering. It has taken me until now to recover from the nightmare I went through.”
“It needn’t have.”
“You encouraged him to pester me for years to let bye-gones be bye-gones. You never understood anything. Why do you think I left the States?”
“But now you’ve met a nice man. I’m sure he isn’t a wife-beater.”
“Where is he? What did you say to him, Mother?”
“To Bobby?”
Cleo was aghast to hear her mother calling Robert by a nickname.
“What did you tell him?”
“Nothing, dear. Nothing at all. He just had to leave.”
Gloria had known from the look on Robert’s face that she had put the cat among the pigeons, but Cleo did not believe her mother could really have done very much damage in the few minutes they would have been in each other’s company. She could not have been more wrong.
“I suppose you want to stay the night.”
“Well, it’s too late to go anywhere else.”
Gloria now sounded so dejected that Cleo felt sorry for her outburst. She still had a soft spot for her mother despite all that had happened. After all, Gloria had come half way across the world to see her.
“Would you like something to eat? We... That is I usually have supper around now.”
Gloria was relieved at even this tiny show of hospitality from her daughter. She knew she had behaved badly in the past. It was time to admit that she had been wrong about Cleo’s ex.
Cleo phoned Clare to ask her to take charge at the library next day. She would devote the whole day to her mother, not least, to try and arrange somewhere else for her to stay. Life together under one roof would be intolerable. She would lay the table for three, hoping that Robert would be back later.
“Jay went to prison again,” Gloria announced without any preamble.
 “So what! Do you expect me to cry, Mother?”
“In the end no one else did, either.”
“What do you mean by that?”
“I heard he had died there,” said Gloria.
“Then the nightmare is over at last, isn’t it? I have a new life here.”
Cleo got busy in the kitchen. Gloria laid the table with the old family china she had found in the same built-in china cupboard where it had lived over forty years ago. Cleo served a nice spread of cold meats, homemade bread and fruit, with steaming coffee to wash it all down.
Robert Jones did not go back to the cottage. He poured over his shop accounts for hours with the radio rattling on in the background and eventually got some to sleep until his alarm clock woke him at 4 a.m. Monday mornings started before dawn. He would stock up at the wholesalers and get on with his life, regardless of his emotional devastation.
Cleo spent a restless night and decided to call in on Robert while Gloria got over her jet lag. She had to know what had happened between them.
Robert greeted her with a brief nod. Her heart sank.
“You met my mother last night.”
“I did.”
Robert seemed to be in a frozen state. His face was pale and he was plucking nervously at the plastic decorations in the meat display.
“Well, what did you think of her?”
Robert looked past Cleo and said nothing.
“I agree. She’s a bit much, but I think she wants us to be friends and seeing as we....I mean you and me...”
“What about you and me? What about him, Cleo?”
“I don’t know who you mean, Robert.”
 “I mean the man you are married to, Cleo.”
So Gloria had told him. Trust her not to waste time before interfering. But Gloria had not told Robert that Jay was dead.  Anger welled up inside Cleo. With anger came tears that spilled down her cheeks as she stood there silent and humiliated. Before she could explain, Robert poured out his whole misery.
“I thought we trusted each other, but you didn’t trust me enough to tell me. I had to wait for your mother to come here. Shame on you, Cleo, for misusing me. And I thought ...”
Without finishing his sentence, Robert picked up a large carving knife and sharpened it with loud, scraping noises on the whetting steel before attacking a saddle of lamb.
“I’m so sorry. All I wanted to do was forget all about it. He’s dead now, but that part of my life had ended long before I came here, Robert. You must believe that!”
“You want me to believe that? All right, I believe it. Now go away and leave me alone.”
“But...”
“It’s all over, Cleo. Over and done with.”
Robert turned away in utter misery and went to the back of the shop, leaving Cleo standing there crying. Presently Dorothy entered the shop, greeted Cleo cheerfully and remarked how nice the morning was. Cleo turned her face away to hide the tears. Robert heard Dorothy’s voice and reappeared to serve her, but without his usual cheery greeting.
The tension did not escape Dorothy’s notice.
“Nice day, Robert.”
Robert managed to squeeze out a muffled “Good morning, Miss Price.”
“Aren’t you feeling well, Robert?”
“Never felt better. What did you say you wanted?”
His voice was flat and tuneless.
“Enough topside for a small casserole, Robert, if that’s not too much trouble.”
Dorothy didn’t mean to sound sarcastic. She was genuinely concerned.
Robert took a nice piece of rump steak from the tray and chopped it into mouth-sized pieces, then weighed it far too generously and wrapped it up. He always gave Dorothy the best cuts whatever she ordered Today, the first day of his reinstated bachelorhood, would be no exception. Whilst he was dealing with Dorothy’s order, Cleo sidled wordlessly out of the shop. That did not escape Dorothy’s notice either, but Robert seemed to be preoccupied with serving her.
He did not look up.
“Anything else, Miss Price?”
“I’m Dorothy. Remember? Three rashers of bacon and some of your nice chipolatas, please.”
“The chipolatas aren’t homemade.”
“That’s all right.”
Robert attended morosely to the order.
Dorothy felt she had to say something.
“How is Cleo? She left in a hurry without saying goodbye. Did I interrupt something?”
Robert shrugged his shoulders and kept his head down.
“Her mother’s here and she told me that Cleo is already married, didn’t she? And Cleo couldn’t deny that she’d been hiding that from me, could she? So that’s that, isn’t it?”
Dorothy was shocked. This wasn’t an outburst of Welsh melodrama. This was a human tragedy. How could things have changed so drastically overnight? Surely Robert was mistaken.
“I don’t think Cleo is into subterfuge, Robert. Maybe she’s a widow. If there’s anything I can do, please tell me.”
Robert finally looked at Dorothy and she was distressed to see the tracks of tears on his cheeks. He was deeply hurt.
“There’s nothing you can do, Dorothy. But thank you, all the same. I’m just glad I found out before I...”
“Before you popped the question, Robert?”
Dorothy was now nosy-parkering, but Robert was too upset to notice. She paid for her order, wished him a good day and hoped he would solve his dilemma. Her day was spoilt, of that she was sure.
All the way to the baker’s, then to the post office, and then all the way home, Dorothy conjectured that budding romance. Surely Cleo hadn’t left a family in the States to come and live in a neglected cottage in Upper Grumpsfield and tell lies about her past to all and sundry. There was sure to be a sound explanation. Dorothy’s main concern was for Robert, who had been so cheerful and optimistic ever since he and Cleo had got to know each other. His artificial jollity in his shop had been replaced by a genuine joie de vivre. Although she knew that the Welsh were prone to extremes of moods, this new situation was much more serious. She resolved to consult Mr Parsnip about it.
***
Dorothy was at home just long enough to put the shopping away before she set off for the vicarage. This was not something you could discuss on the phone. She had helped Mr Parsnip so often that she was sure he would help her now. After all, she had more or less played cupid and brought Cleo and Robert together.
Cleo had returned to her cottage in a state of shock and anger. How could her mother have done so much damage in such a short time? Gloria was shocked to see her daughter looking so washed out.
“Why did you have to come here? You have ruined my life all over again!”
“I don’t understand.”
“You told Robert that I was married.”
“I would have thought he knew, if you were close enough for him to sit on your sofa in your absence, Cleo. Why didn’t you tell him?”
“Because I didn’t want to spoil things.”
“Well, I think it’s just as well he knows. And after all, you are a widow now, aren’t you?”
“But I did not know that.”
“So were you going to commit bigamy?”
“Of course not. We aren’t, I mean weren’t even engaged. I filed for divorce ages ago and would have been free in a month or two. How was I to know that the delay was due to Jay’s death? You should have kept me informed, mother. I could have saved myself some steep lawyer’s fees.”
“You told me not to mention his name ever again. And anyway, Jay died only last month, Cleo. I don’t expect you to be sad, but you could show a little respect.”
“Why should I? Did he show me any? I would have told Robert after the divorce had gone through.”
“That sounds like a stupid idea.”
“But it’s all the same now, anyhow. He told me we’re all washed up and I know he meant it.”
“I can’t believe that. Men have their pride, Cleo. I’ll straighten things out for you.”
“Don’t you dare, mother. I know all about your straightening out methods. I’m going to take a long bath and after that we can talk about something more interesting than Robert or Jay or anything connected with either of them.”
But Gloria was in no mood for making idle conversation, especially with a daughter who was so plainly distraught. While Cleo was soaking in her perfumed bathwater and trying to forget the humiliation she felt, Gloria slipped out of the house and made her way into the village. Robert was going to get a piece of her mind. Conscious of the havoc she had caused in her daughter’s past life, she was determined to get Cleo’s present one back on an even keel.
Robert was just closing for lunch when Gloria marched in.
“I’d like a word with you, Bobby.”
“I think you’ve said enough already, but thanks for putting me in the picture.”
“You don’t have all the facts. I’m really sorry that I said what I did. If I’d known…”
“Well, I’m not. Cleo fooled me into thinking that she......well liked me.”
“Cleo loves you, Bobby, and she’s going through hell right now.”
“So am I. I’ve never been so disappointed in anyone in my whole life.”
“But why? Surely you didn’t think a woman of thirty-eight would have no past?”
“No, but she should have told me she was married.”
“She left the States to escape from a man who beat her when she was with him and stalked her when she wasn’t. It took her years to get away from him and I am partly responsible for that because I didn’t believe her.”
“And now you do?”
“Cleo did not know that the man to whom she had been unhappily married died a month ago in a prison brawl. She’s rid of him now and would have been divorced in a couple of months, anyway. Can’t you see how difficult it must have been for her all this time?”
“But she should have told me.”
“OK, I agree on that. I expect you’ve told her everything about your life, especially the bad things.”
“No I haven’t. There are things she does not need to know.”
“So there you are. Are the rules different for you?”
Robert was now in a state of turmoil. He had humiliated Cleo and was incapable of seeing beyond the moment he had told her he was finished with her. Gloria could see that her words were being churned over and decided to leave him to think about what to do next. It wasn’t for her to patch things up between them, but now at least he knew the whole truth.
“I hope you will find a way to repair the damage, Robert. The ball is in your court now.”
With those words Gloria left the shop and went for a walk across the common to clear her head.
Gloria’s words were still stinging like wasps in Robert’s ears several hours later. He had gone through the motions of shop keeping with the accompanying pleasantries to customers and due care and attention to their orders, but all the time he was running through what he could say to the woman he loved and had so rudely spurned. He would have passed for a nineteenth century romantic hero.
Gloria didn’t go back to the cottage till late. After completing her mission at the shop and marching across the common, on impulse she had caught a bus to Middlethumpton, where she wandered round the shops all afternoon.
Robert knew that the longer he waited, the harder it would get to patch things up. After shutting his shop for the day and finding things to do for at least another hour, he finally made his way to the Hartley cottage and rang the doorbell.
It was some minutes before anyone came to the door. He was just about to give up when he heard footsteps on the stone floor. Cleo peered around the door. She had had to overcome extreme reluctance to open it. She did not think she would be able to cope with seeing Robert after he had humiliated her so deeply.
“Oh, it’s you,” she said with feigned indifference. “What do you want?”
She turned to go back in.
“Wait a minute! I’ve come to say sorry.”
“Sorry?”
“I didn’t mean to hurt you. I got it all wrong.”
“No. You got it all right, Robert. I was married in the USA and I should have told you.”
“I have no right to expect you to tell me anything you don’t want to, Cleo.”
“Right again, Robert. I did not want to tell you and I was right, wasn’t I? You could not take the information at face value and trust me, could you? Now if you’ll excuse me....”
Robert watched her go back into the cottage. He stood motionless outside the closed door and Cleo stood motionless on the inside. After a few minutes she opened the door again.
“But if you want to discuss the situation, you’d better come in.”
She had said this against her better judgment, but on the other hand, she had to go on living in the village. Better to straighten things out now, then they could go their separate ways without animosity. She did not want to ruin Robert’s chances of winning the talent contest. No one had a hope in hell of beating him, if the prelims were anything to go by, but in his present state he wouldn’t be able to get a note out.
On his part, Robert felt a tiny surge of hope. He followed Cleo into her living-room and perched on the edge of one of the dining chairs like a naughty schoolboy. He took a small leather box out of his pocket and placed it on the table.
Cleo knew a ring box when she saw one. It suddenly dawned on her how devastating the situation must be for Robert. He had only done what any self-respecting guy would have done, after all, and now he was sincerely trying to repair the damage.
“You won’t want this now, but I’ve no one else to give it to,” he said tonelessly.
“If you’d asked me yesterday, I would have said yes.”
“You would?”
“I would.”
Robert’s heart leapt.
Cleo’s mouth twitched. Robert was having trouble expressing himself. Lover’s block, she thought. She would have to say something drastic.
“Are you planning to ask me, or shall we sing Auld Lang’s Syne?”
“Would you want me after my disgraceful behaviour?”
“Would you want me after all my secrecy?”
They looked long and hard at each other and a simultaneous ’yes’ came over their lips.
Robert opened the ring box he had been carrying around for weeks like a talisman and solemnly offered Cleo the engagement ring, a wide golden band set with the garnets he knew she liked.
Tears rolled down their cheeks. Fortunately, this time they were tears of joy! Robert folded his arms round Cleo. She responded with an embrace such as he had never experienced with her before.
This romantic scene might have gone on for quite some time had there not been some ferocious doorbell ringing. Cleo extricated herself and hastened to see who it was.
The anxious faces of Dorothy and the vicar came into view.
“I wasn’t expecting you, Dorothy,” said Cleo.
“Well, this morning I could see you had a problem and we’re here to help you get over it, Cleo.”
The vicar nodded wisely. He had been nervous about interfering, but seeing as Dorothy was managing the situation well, he would support her.
Cleo could barely disguise her emotions. These good people were genuinely concerned.
“That’s real kind of you. Come in!”
“We tried to call on Robert, but he wasn’t at home,” the vicar added. He had felt that interference was not a good idea, but Dorothy had pointed out that the whole talent contest was at risk if they didn’t do something about the well-being of one of the best contestants.
The Good Samaritans made their way into the living-room, where Robert was standing looking rather sheepish. He jumped to attention at the sight of the vicar, who stopped in his tracks and muttered something that sounded like a prayer.
“The problem’s solved, Dorothy. You can be the first to congratulate us.”
This was such a turn-up for the books that it rendered Dorothy momentarily speechless. Not so the vicar, who privately thought Dorothy had been making a mountain out of a molehill.
“My dear chap – and dear lady – I am delighted.”
“So am I. So are we.”
“It’s wonderful to see harmony restored,” the vicar mused, thinking that his next sermon could be written in exactly that vein. Life’s happy endings deserved to be celebrated from the pulpit.
Gloria returned from her therapeutic shopping spree to find, not a sullen, miserable daughter, but a happy crowd exchanging felicitations and drinking champagne.  The garnet ring sparkled on Cleo’s ring finger.

If anyone had tried to predict that turn of events twelve hours previously, Gloria would have declared them nuts.